These -- along with 27 other requirements -- made the list of "boyfriend rules" written by Brooke and Blaire, 9 and 6 years old, respectively. The list was photographed by their mom Gabrielle Daniels and shared on her Twitter account @AroundTownGabby.
And while the specifications above might be found on a woman of any age's list, there are a few that could only come from little girls and their vision of the world.
Among those? Rule no. 13: Don't pick your nose. Also, make sure he "doesn't tattle tale." And even more important? The no. 1 rule: "nice hand writing."
For more on this mom's 'hilarious' take on her daughters' line of thinking, read the full story on ABCNews.com.
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