Definitive ranking of Tom Brady's suspects

Tom Brady may not be taking his missing jersey as seriously as Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick. While Patrick has asked the Texas Rangers to help the Houston Police Department in locating the jersey which they estimate is worth $500,000, Brady has developed a suspect board to solve the crime.

"Case 0012, my missing jersey," he wrote on the board referencing the jersey number.

So who are the unusual suspects? We rank them from most to least likely.

1. Swiper the fox



2. Prison Mike



3. Julian Edelman



4. Lady Gaga
her record breaking halftime show


5. Gollum



6. Crab People



7. "Creepy" Tom Brady



8. Guy who stole Khalessi's eggs (Pyat Pree)



9. Scooby



10. Clown from Air Bud



11. O' Doyle Family



12. Gary Oak



13. Jaws