Roses are nice, but how about roaches?
The Houston Museum of Natural Science is offering up a creepy-crawly Valentine!
For just $5, you can name a giant Madagascar hissing cockroach after your sweetheart. Why? Because true love never dies - and neither do roaches!
Your cockroach will live inside the museum's Heartbreak Motel, which comes equipped with a live Roachcam and you even receive a digital commemorative certificate.
How's that for an unforgettable gift?