Rear Gear is apparently the new must-have accessory for your pet

PORTLAND, OR -- Are you tired of looking at your dog's unsightly backside? Is your pet's rear something you fear?

Then you might need Rear Gear.

A Portland, Oregon company is now selling tags that you hang on your dog or cat's tail to cover up their rear. They're called, what else, Rear Gear, and their sales slogan is "No more Mr. Brown Eye."

The company says with these tags, you can pretend your dog is not a living, pooping animal.

"Rear Gear is a fun and enchanting way of covering your pet's rear while boosting their confidence," the product description states.

Rear Gear comes in various designs, including cupcakes, disco balls, and bio-hazard symbols that cost $6 each.

Big spenders can dish out $20 to customize a rear gear tag with your company logo or the face of a friend of family member.

The company notes that Rear Gear is a novelty product and intended for fun and a good laugh, not for everyday use.