Woman accused of stealing pickle demands trial
EMORY, TX Police in the town of Emory say they caught 71-year-old Barbara Ann Alaman stealing a single pickle. She was charged with theft and demanded a trial. "I think they should spend taxpayer money on criminals that are more threatening," said one resident. "I just wonder how many times she did it and got away with it. I think it's kind of ridiculous to prosecute her for stealing a pickle," another resident said. When the trial began yesterday, it quickly ended in a mistrial because the judge didn't think she'd get a fair trial in the small town where everyone knows who she is. After the court proceedings, the woman told a news crew she doesn't even like pickles.