Police in Copenhagen said the gaudy bottle was stolen from a bar, and is worth $1.3 million.
The gold and silver bottle features a diamond-encrusted cap, but somehow, the thief missed these embellishments completely.
Authorities said the thief appears to have consumed all the vodka and then left the most valuable part at a job site.
The bottle wasn't broken, so the owner said he plans to just refill it.
Burglars swipe 1,800 gallons of alcohol from distillery
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