Being in love: that's the easy part.
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But paying for it all is tough. Which makes a courthouse wedding a great deal.
Click on the map to see the prices we found at JP Courts across Harris County.
Harris County records show thousands of couples make that choice every year. At Justice of the Peace courts, couples pay for their license and then pay the judge a small fee to perform the wedding.
The judge says the I-do's and a few minutes later, the couple is married.
This whole courthouse wedding deal brings in big bucks. Even though the weddings are in county buildings during the work day, Harris County rules allow those judges to set their own rates and keep every dollar they charge.
It can be free and there's no maximum rate. We found judges who perform weddings charge anywhere between $50 and $140 for a wedding - and remember they keep it all.
Records ABC13 obtained from the County Clerk's office show Harris County judges have married 35,326 couples in the last five years. Any judge - JPs, County and District Judges - can marry couples. We focused our look on Justices of the Peace as they are at or near the top of the wedding lists.
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If we take the average price among JPs, judges have earned a combined $2,927,112 since 2013 on top of their regular salaries.
Harris County taxpayers don't get a dime of that money.
In the City of Houston, municipal court judges also perform weddings. In the city, though, the $100 fee is deposited in the city account. City of Houston municpal judges aren't paid any extra for weddings.
When we scoured all those wedding records, we found Justice of the Peace Russ Ridgway is Harris County's undisputed love judge. He works in the Harris County Courthose Annex on Chimney Rock.
Ridgway performed more than 11,000 weddings in the last five years, according to county records, and he currently charges $80 a piece.
"He's got a lot of early retirement money, I guess," said future groom Doug McLendon.
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Ridgway didn't want to talk to us, but records show his court is the third busiest in the state with civil and criminal cases. It's not like he is sitting around waiting for doe-eyed couples to walk in the door, but he alone has taken home hundreds of thousands of dollars in the last five years just from weddings.
Judge David Patronella does weddings, too. His fee is the second lowest in the county, and records show he has only performed a fraction of the weddings Judge Ridgway has.
Patronella says it's time to slow down this love train: pay judges a little more in salary and claw back the wedding cash. Patronella suggests a $25,000 annual raise would make up the difference. For some Justices of the Peace, that would be a pay cut. For others, a raise.
"I think it would make more sense if in setting off our salaries, that a more reasonable salary would be paid," Patronella said. "Any of the monies collected during office hours in the county building would be received by the county."
But until the county changes the rules, couples will keep coming for the good deal, at least for them.
Happy Valentine's Day, lovers.
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